And if they don't -- skanks.
I'm a recent college grad living in DC, and I am completely obsessed with college basketball. I only started watching basketball in college, and I've certainly never played a game myself. Given those circumstances, however, I think I've come a long way. I have since accumulated an ass load of knowledge and even some street cred.*
*Some might say my credibility is undermined by my undying devotion to IU, gratuitous hatred for Purdue, irrational animosity toward MSU, and compulsive need to root for the underdog...but those people can suck it.